it was a sunday morning
in my trashy apartment
the jews just left the wtc
and where underway to do the pentagon
i looked out my window
and was reminded by the penis pumps i used in the past
to much to pump
to much penis
i was sick of pumpin my penis
day in
day out
so i threw out my penis pumps
i was done with it
little did i know
that the jews where going to my apartment
to take me out
so i started up my computar
and used my favorite irc client
mirc it was
once again penis pump picture all over my desktop
my conclusion was pumpin was my life
but then i heard the knockin on the door
i looked through the eyeglass
and saw the jews
they where covered in broken plane parts
probably from the wtc
they did
i let them in
and directly they tried to kill me
i needed to get rid of the jews
and fast
i remembered the gay porn with penis pumps i saw a few months back
in the gay porn they said that jews had only one weakness
that is the penis pump
but i threw them all out
so what i know?!
but then it all came to me
i did a rob schneider move
and ran to the kitchen
i took my backup of backup pumps from underneath the  years of left over pizza in the freezer
and pumped the jews to hell
once again
a day saved by the penis pump
and i went back to watchin some downloaded gay porn on my computar