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i pump in the car on the way to work
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fuck
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the looks on peoples face
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when they see my big HUGE cock in my pants
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but the other day
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i was like walking with my big huge cock
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in my pants
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and some woman came up to me
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and im liek
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WTF BITCH
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and shes like
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looollll
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so i stabbed her in the face
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and i also cut her up badly
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with my penis pump stabber all-in one combination
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its pretty awesome
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i think everyone should do it
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offcourse you get shit from the police
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but you just have to lie some things
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and you can move on with your daily business
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but anyway
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i just recommend a penis pump to everyone
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everyone should use a penis pump
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i used it once
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and i can't live without it
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i have this mantra
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so when things get hard in life
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i just say
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penis pump
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to myself
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and god
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when i say that
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i feel like i can take on the world
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its pretty awesome using a penis pump
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all of my friends are using one
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they are still newbies when it comes to pumpin
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im a real pro pumper
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ive even got propz from the megapumper
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hes a big name in the penis pumpin scene
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i also have a big name
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but his is just legendary
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but anyway
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i just thought i would inform you guys about pumpin
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penis pump the best thing that can happen to you!
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do i feel some stubborness
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you just have to give in to penis pumps
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they are godly things
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just buy one on the internet
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for like bucks
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and your on your way
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its the best thing since jeans
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you've gotta try it
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