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+it was a sunday morning
+in my trashy apartment
+the jews just left the wtc
+and where underway to do the pentagon
+i looked out my window
+and was reminded by the penis pumps i used in the past
+to much to pump
+to much penis
+i was sick of pumpin my penis
+day in
+day out
+so i threw out my penis pumps
+i was done with it
+little did i know
+that the jews where going to my apartment
+to take me out
+so i started up my computar
+and used my favorite irc client
+mirc it was
+once again penis pump picture all over my desktop
+my conclusion was pumpin was my life
+but then i heard the knockin on the door
+i looked through the eyeglass
+and saw the jews
+they where covered in broken plane parts
+probably from the wtc
+they did
+i let them in
+and directly they tried to kill me
+i needed to get rid of the jews
+and fast
+i remembered the gay porn with penis pumps i saw a few months back
+in the gay porn they said that jews had only one weakness
+that is the penis pump
+but i threw them all out
+so what i know?!
+but then it all came to me
+i did a rob schneider move
+and ran to the kitchen
+i took my backup of backup pumps from underneath the  years of left over pizza in the freezer
+and pumped the jews to hell
+once again
+a day saved by the penis pump
+and i went back to watchin some downloaded gay porn on my computar