Add ascii art collection

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+:YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M
+!!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M--M
+!!!!!!!!"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.-'- .'||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-:-:'| .-'  ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M                                   || .-'  | |    ||
+oooooooooo!!!!!!!M                                   || |    | |    ||
+XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M                                   || |    | |    ||
+$$$$$$$$hdXb!!!!!M                                   || |    | |    ||
+$$$$$$$$$dXb!!!!!M                                   || |    | |    ||
+$$$$$$$$$pXb!!!!!M                                   || |    | |    ||
+XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M                                   || |    | |    ||
+PPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!M                                   || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M  dm        __                     || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M  `MM.    _,MMb                    || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M   `MMm  ,MP'      __       ,m     || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M    `MMYMMF       dMMoMMMMMM"MM    || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!M###M!!!M   dMMMMMMm.      "' qMMMMMP  '    || |    ' ...-==|
+!!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M   YMMMMMMMP          "MMMM"       || .--'''    dMM|
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M    `MMPP'.        _mmMPmmmYMmmmm. || +---== `````"|
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M  ,mMMMMMMMmMMMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMm8MPPM|| |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M   dMMMMMMM$""'MMMM'MMMMMMMMM'     || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M   ,dMMMMMb      '   MMMMMMM'      || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M  ;MMP `MMM.         MMMMMMM       || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M  8MM   `MMP        mmmmmmmmm      || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M   '      "        dMMMMMMMMMb     || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M                  ,MMMMMMMMMMMM    || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M                  MMMMMMMMMMMMMY   || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M                    'MMP  MM8      || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M                     MM$  8Mb      || |    | |    ||
+=================M                     YMM  dM'      || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M                     ]M[  dM       || |    | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M   [:dg:]            `Mb  YM       || |    | |    ||
+#################MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM`-.'-._ | |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'                      ::   ::          `-..`' |    ||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'                        ::.  ::.             `-.,`-..||
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!'                        ':::  ::'                `-._  |
+!!!!!!!!!!!!'                         ::::  ::'                    `-|
+!!!!!!!!!!!'                         :::::  :::'                     |
+!!!!!!!!!!'                         ':::::  :::'                     |
+!!!!!!!!'                           ,:::::  ::::'                    |
+!!!!!!!'                           ,::::::  ::::;                    |
+!!!!!!'                            :::::::  :::::\                   |
+!!!!'                             ::::::::  ::::::'                  |
+!!!'                              ::::::::  :::::::                  |
+!!'                              :::::::::  ::::::::                 |
+'                      ':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::.       |
+                        ;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'       |
+                        `;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'        |
+                         `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/         |
+                          `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/          |
+                           Y::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::'          |
+____________________________;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;___________|
+                                                                      
+MOMMY I'M GOING TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS STRANGELY SHAPED KNIFE 
+WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING                                                 
+                                                                      
+SERIOUSLY IT'S A KNIFE NOT A TEDDY BEAR                               
+                                                                      
+LOOK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THIS IT'S REALLY A STABBING   
+OR PERHAPS BLUNT INSTRUMENT OF SOME KIND WHICH IS REALLY CAPABLE      
+OF DOING SERIOUS DAMAGE PARTICULARLY TO SOMEONE WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS    
+                                                                      
+JESUS WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY TIME I BRING THIS
+UP YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HARMLESS FUZZY TEDDY BEAR BUT      
+IT REALLY IS A LETHAL INSTRUMENT PARTICULARLY WHEN USED BY A TRAINED  
+PROFESSIONAL                                                          
+                                                                      
+NO I'M NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL I'M A GODDAMN THREE YEAR OLD BUT    
+I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT                                     
+                                                                      
+FINE IT'S A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR BUT I'M STILL GOING TO SMOTHER YOU     
+WITH IT