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____________________________;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;___________|
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MOMMY I'M GOING TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS STRANGELY SHAPED KNIFE
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WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING
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SERIOUSLY IT'S A KNIFE NOT A TEDDY BEAR
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LOOK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THIS IT'S REALLY A STABBING
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OR PERHAPS BLUNT INSTRUMENT OF SOME KIND WHICH IS REALLY CAPABLE
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OF DOING SERIOUS DAMAGE PARTICULARLY TO SOMEONE WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS
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JESUS WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY TIME I BRING THIS
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UP YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HARMLESS FUZZY TEDDY BEAR BUT
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IT REALLY IS A LETHAL INSTRUMENT PARTICULARLY WHEN USED BY A TRAINED
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PROFESSIONAL
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NO I'M NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL I'M A GODDAMN THREE YEAR OLD BUT
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I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT
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FINE IT'S A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR BUT I'M STILL GOING TO SMOTHER YOU
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WITH IT |